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The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.16 19:36:00 -
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The right (dis) honorable Hooch is about to render the judgements for this weak:
The following defendants:
Against all Authorities RISE Razor Hydra
Defendants are charged with:
Having not been war dec'd by the Privateers recently as well as a lessor charge of not sending us free isk for not doing so, lastly... a charge of not even saying thank you for ignoring this point.
Thou hast been weighed in the balance and found wanting!
GUILTY!
Sentence to be carried out within the next 24 hours, no appeals, no stays...in short... you're boned!
and now for a happy tune,
Oh mama, mama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law, Privateers are coming down from the gallows and I don't have very long...
Hooch, Da'Judge
Damn I love my job!
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The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.16 20:31:00 -
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Originally by: Quasar Black You guys are soooooo last season. There's a new kid in town.
and you are so a knock-off of the real thing...and a poor one at that.
When you are gone nobody will remember you, we took a nerf headshot and lived to tell about it, how about you?
Hooch
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The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.16 20:32:00 -
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Originally by: SpaceLola You failed at first grade few months ago. Let's see if you can graduate this time!
yet another alt post...how brave of you!
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The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.16 20:33:00 -
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Originally by: darkfuntime You guys coming to 0.0 or empire carebearing?
In due time, in due time. Besides, why don't you come to empire and see how weak we really are?
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The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.16 20:35:00 -
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Originally by: Quasar Black
Originally by: The Hooch
Originally by: Quasar Black You guys are soooooo last season. There's a new kid in town.
and you are so a knock-off of the real thing...and a poor one at that.
When you are gone nobody will remember you, we took a nerf headshot and lived to tell about it, how about you?
Hooch
This is why I gotta stop posting on these boards. No one "gets" a good fakepost.
Nooooo, I do get it. This is just the fun part of posting. Come on, shoot back!
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The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.16 20:40:00 -
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Edited by: The Hooch on 16/08/2007 20:40:08
Originally by: Kirex We already know you wardec alliances, no need to make a post about it every week. :/
Now where is the fun in that? Also, the idea that it is bothersome to you seems to please me somehow...
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The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.16 20:44:00 -
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Originally by: Bein Glorious i like the hooch
no goons get to talk **** to hooch
this is my official command
<sniff>
Such love for me here...(I need a tissue)
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The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.16 20:51:00 -
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Originally by: Svetlanna
Originally by: The Hooch
Originally by: SpaceLola You failed at first grade few months ago. Let's see if you can graduate this time!
yet another alt post...how brave of you!
Like I posted, SpaceLola is my twin sister. What she says is the truth! And yes, I need you to teach me about courage. please? would you? thank you for your consideration
Ok, please get in a phat hauler and fly afk...thats all I got. I hope this helps. 
Hooch, a lessor man than most
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The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.16 22:56:00 -
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<snip>
1. Yes it can be boring, but it is profitable.
2. You assume that I am interested in a fair fight, assume differently.
Cheers
Hooch
ps
Your sister is ugly...sorry truth hurts
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The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.17 00:53:00 -
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Originally by: Cmd Woodlouse Arent you the infamous BoB fanboi?
Why not deccing them, hmmmm?
Why would I? As far as our business interests go they are a pointless dec.
Also, I fought BoB and lost... badly, oh I got some kills but still lost my home in Fountain in the end and to be honest I now think the Goons are far more worse for Eve than BoB ever hoped to be.
Finally. James315 took my crown as fanboi months ago...where have you been?
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The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.17 02:02:00 -
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Originally by: Alisanos Edited by: Alisanos on 17/08/2007 01:25:15 Hmm I think i could handle the beer, as long as i dont have to kill ANOTHER Mothership in 49-.. god... besdies, i'd love to get some screenies of them in 0.0 getting blown up 
Tell you what, start holding your breath and wish real, real hard. Or in the words of my cranky great father, you can wish in one hand and **** the other and see whick one gets filled first.
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The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.17 16:52:00 -
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Originally by: Aelfren Blackshadow Alt Haulers + Wardec from scared of 0.0 empire carebears = Total waste of war dec monies.
You know if you actually put together a squad and came into Vale looking for a fight these posts wouldn't be such the joke they are now 
So, by your post you seem to think that we are not making money at this...please continue in that vein of thinking, and yes we are a joke, please keep thinking that too. 
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The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.17 16:55:00 -
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Originally by: Tiggus Maximus I had just purchased a new rook up in domain but the closest fittings were 2 jumps away. I thought, no big deal, this is empire, so I started motoring towards the target system.
Lo and behold I jump through a gate and what do I see, 3 Privateer war targets orbiting the gate at optimals. A curse, hurricane, and something else(escapes me now). Having literally 0 modules fitted I was about to write off my new rook for lost, not being able to jam them and escape.
They all warped off as soon as I uncloaked, one of the funniest moments for me in eve.
Funny huh? I am thinking you a lucky guy that caught three ships as they were warping. But I like storys too.
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The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.21 03:07:00 -
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Originally by: darkfuntime You guys coming to 0.0 or empire carebearing?
Its like this, the prey is empire is far better fed than out in the wild lands. We are simply "thinning" the herd in a manner of speaking. When we do this it restores that natural balence of the empire eco system.
That aside, you really love us of for what we do, when we "cull" the herd your miners make profit, your builders build and you make money. Without us and those like us you would go broke, (or at least more broke than you all ready are). Having spent at least 2 years in 0.0 I can speak to this subject.
So yes, we are "carebearing" in empire.
Hooch
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The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.21 18:43:00 -
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Originally by: JoDirt
Originally by: The Hooch
Originally by: darkfuntime You guys coming to 0.0 or empire carebearing?
Its like this, the prey is empire is far better fed than out in the wild lands. We are simply "thinning" the herd in a manner of speaking. When we do this it restores that natural balence of the empire eco system.
That aside, you really love us of for what we do, when we "cull" the herd your miners make profit, your builders build and you make money. Without us and those like us you would go broke, (or at least more broke than you all ready are). Having spent at least 2 years in 0.0 I can speak to this subject.
So yes, we are "carebearing" in empire.
Hooch
No offence.. But I don't think you're really impacting things at this point. How much does one wolf impact ten thousand rabits? Sure there is more then one of you but your numbers have shrunk. Your corp is just a shadow of what it once was. The bottom line is you are no longer feared.
But on another note! Cheers! bring it on! 
Please listen to this man he has it right, we are dead and gone. We are completely broke and nerf'd into helpless, hapless, nobodies.
Sorry guys the secret is out, I have failed you all... 
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